noun. A part of the brain that takes up a lot of real estate in my cerebellumajig.
Real citation: "#masterchef has just going and the plate-of-food-ometer is already registering several points!"
(Feb. 18, 2010, Jess Thomas, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Jess_Ra/statuses/9300247615)
Made-up citation: "My plate-of-food-ometer is going bananas! Where are you hiding the platter of bacon? Tell me and I'll give you those children back."