adj. Ahhhhh... Ohhhhhh.... Excuse me, could I get some privacy here?
Real citation: "Tempur-Pedic mattresses, while comfort-gasmic to lie on, would terrible for all activities sexual."
(Feb. 17, 2010, Edward Langstone, Twitter, http://twitter.com/fauxpasfestival/statuses/9256435427)
Made-up citation: "If the prisoners say your dungeon is comfort-gasmic, it might be time to renovate."