noun. A quality found in just about everybody--except that guy.
Real citation: "Student receptionists are less-helpful versions of old lady receptionists w/ the added bonus of having an ugh-why-am-I-here?-F-MY-LIFE-itude"
(Nov. 13, 2009, Adam Tamez, Twitter, http://twitter.com/TheAdamT/statuses/5672847535)
Made-up citation: "When things go wrong, and my soul loses its floaties, drowning in a sea of ugh-why-am-I-here?-F-MY-LIFE-itude, I know what to do: Unfortunately, I can't divulge such information. Not without a cash deposit or signed picture of Christina Hendricks."