Friday, March 12, 2010


noun. A quality found in just about everybody--except that guy.

Real citation: "Student receptionists are less-helpful versions of old lady receptionists w/ the added bonus of having an ugh-why-am-I-here?-F-MY-LIFE-itude"
(Nov. 13, 2009, Adam Tamez, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "When things go wrong, and my soul loses its floaties, drowning in a sea of ugh-why-am-I-here?-F-MY-LIFE-itude, I know what to do: Unfortunately, I can't divulge such information. Not without a cash deposit or signed picture of Christina Hendricks."

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