Monday, March 15, 2010


verb. The process of removing all meadow muffin material from a mushroom, shoe, or loved one.

Real citation: "Thank God for the time change! My family depends on the extra hours our kids spend in the fields, nuturing cannabis & de-cowpatting shrooms."
(March 12, 2010, Kat, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "Well, I spent another day de-cowpatting the gazebo... I think it's almost ready for the human sacrifice."

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