noun. A vocation I would gladly pursue, if not for the restraining order.
Real citation: "@ShanelleWithAnS OMG ok you Beyonce-ologist lmao"
(Feb. 15, 2010, Avery Younger, Twitter, link dead)
Made-up citation: "When I was but a lad, I dreamed of being a Beyonce-ologist. So how did I end up a goat-ball-licker/grad student/stable boy? Sigh."