Wednesday, March 10, 2010


noun. If not for this process, I think Beyonce would be dating me.

Real citation: "I've heard the word 'swagger' used to mean 'business pressence' three times today. This is the Jay-Z-ification of America."
(Feb. 23, 2010,
Mitchell Morrison, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "Every time I initiate the Jay-Z-ification of my life, I end up setting off the Pee-wee-Herman-ifier. Blurgh."

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