verb. A complex process that I am far too drunk to define.
Real citation: "@stefispice 'Dude. You can't out-transcendentalize me. You are one pansy-ass motherfucker.'-- Ralph Waldo Emerson"
(Feb. 9, 2010, Ally Paul, Twitter, http://twitter.com/aspaul/status/8877592683)
Made-up citation: "Free insult: 'Your mother couldn't out-transcendentalize a paper bag!' Hey, it's a first draft."