Monday, February 08, 2010

butthole-ectomy

noun. A precise procedure that renders the patient mercifully butthole-less.

Real citation: "@LexiChambers that sounds painful! Gives new meaning to 'anal retentive'! @PubChick u need a butthole-ectomy!"
(Feb. 2, 2010, Jenn Kleiner, Twitter, http://twitter.com/MistressPayton/statuses/8564923632)

Made-up citation: "Doctor! I was supposed to have a butthole-ectomy! You removed a jerkwad. I might need that jerkwad someday."

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