adj. When hopey-changey just isn't batshit enough.
Real citation: "How's that 'Nopey-Derangey' think working for the Republicans today?"
(Feb. 25, 2010, Miles Kurland, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Malacandra/status/9634871521)
Made-up citation: "I take a nopey-derangey approach to parenthood. It's the only way to ensure my kids will grow up to be raving loons."