Real citation: "Gah. I'm almost done with my laundry. Like. So almost done that you can feel the almost-osity of the done-ness..!"
(Feb. 17, 2010, Kyle Dugan, Twitter, http://twitter.com/TheDugan2123/statuses/9226547314)
Made-up citation: "I'm very close to dating Christina Hendricks. I can feel the almost-osity. *huffs more glue*"