Wednesday, November 25, 2009

vampire moistness disorder

noun phrase. An affliction as common as swine flu or being a buttmunch.

Real citation: "So there you have it Ms Harker’s list of Fantastic Seductive Vampires, it is by no means exhaustive, however is guaranteed to give you a serious case of Vampire Moistness Disorder."
(Oct. 10, 2009, Musings Across a Continuum,

Made-up citation: "I don't understand vampire moistness disorder... I'm only attracted to smurfs."

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