noun. Hey, eggs are human too.
Real citation: "Dont laugh... my chickens have been eating their own eggs since the first time it rained last year! They were kept inside their pen and weren't allowed to free range around the yard for about three days.. they were bored and cranky and found and egg and comitted crimes against egg-manity :) They haven't forgotten how good they taste either! (Ewww)"
(Dec. 13, 2005, ABC Online Forum, http://www2b.abc.net.au/science/k2/stn/archives/archive99/newposts/1971/topic1971533.shtm)
Made-up citation: "As a little kid, I hated eggs, so I missed out on many delicious dishes. Hey, at least I wasn't at war with egg-manity, a conflict no one can win."