noun. Scientifically speaking, it is time to hit the sack. Suck on that, peer-review process.
Real citation: "Leading bedtime-ologist: http://wp.me/prAv5-bp"
(Nov. 7, 2009, Summer Leigh, Twitter, http://twitter.com/tellstories/statuses/5502898178)
Made-up citation: "Parents are great bedtime-ologists--or so they think. Actually, the healthiest bedtime for a child is 4 a.m., and most children don't need shelter or food."