Monday, November 23, 2009


noun. Not an asset in all situations, no matter what your mom says.

Real citation: "And thanks, @opineda, for bringing @katsterisk's vile douchebaggery to my attention. Her moist morning crotchface-itude."
(Nov. 12, 2009, Laurie Hayes, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "The Old and New Testaments have divergent teachings on crotchface-itude, according to the Bible."


Laurie said...

Actually, my name is Laurie Hayes-- Tina is @journofist and a dear friend of mine.

But thanks for the mention!

Mark Peters said...

Fixed! Sorry...