Friday, November 20, 2009


noun. Beer *is* human. I can prove it by marrying one.

Real citation: "Prediction: RedEye's headline for story mentioned in preceding tweet: 'Oh, the Brew-manity!'"
(Nov. 11, 2009, Zac Thompson, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "There is no statute of limitations for crimes against brew-manity. Yes, honey, I'm still upset about that time you spilled my beer in Pittsburgh."

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