Thursday, August 27, 2009

turbo-destructo-pup

noun. Also known in my culture as "puppy".

Real citation: "Candy is very close to our vision of the ideal whippet. Well, she is now. She was a sweetheart of a baby puppy -- not at all the typical turbo-destructo-pup we've come to expect from whippet youngsters."
(Sept. 5, 2008, Timbreblue Whippets, http://timbreblue.com/dogs/candy)

Made-up citation: "I see your new turbo-destructo-pup is going Old Testament on the sofa cushions. Nice. Even the Old Testament wasn't this brutal and romantic."

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