Sunday, August 02, 2009


noun. A poetry-stifling blockage that all the prune juice and creative writing workshops in the world won't unclog. (But Spam might).

Real citation: "Just like I have Blogstipation, you have Haiku-stipation.Take some Haiku-Mucil and you'll be fine."
(Feb. 20, 2009, Tessa Scoffs,

Made-up citation: "My haiku-stipation lasted years, which pleased everyone around me. And then the dams of my soul burst: 'The beer is flowing / like the beer I spilled--oops--on / the cherry blossoms.'"

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