noun. I have a bad feeling about this word. Or do I?
Real citation: "It's called non-inverse-pessimism.
Update: I think I may have just triggered a remote mind-wipe on myself."
(May 9, 2009, Whedonverse, http://whedonesque.com/comments/20240#more)
Made-up citation: "I believe in non-inverse-pessimism, but I can't in good conscience recommend it to others. On the other hand, goat's blood is a cure-all."