noun. May contain trace elements of Chicago.
Real citation: "I lived in an English town. Very diveres culture. Great food. Very cold. It was names Chicago-istan. It's not far from the border."
(Feb. 25, 2006, My TMMO Community Forum Forums, https://www.mytotalmoneymakeover.com/modules/fusetalk3/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=6&threadid=27920&highlight_key=y&keyword1=vehicle)
Made-up citation: "Dear Zeus, I love being in Chicago-istan. I live in a great neighborhood, with an awesome dog, and my dungeon of virgins is first-rate."