scoundrel-osity

noun. Han Solo had it. You can have it too for $99.99 and an original copy of your genome.

Real citation: "me too - I'm lovin' the inter-tubes...
...where lying scoundrels have literally microseconds to exist before their scoundrel-osity is exposed for all to see, in living color ;-)"
(Oct. 4, 2008, Daily Kos, http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/10/4/211344/750/45/620343)

Made-up citation: "Is it my scoundrel-osity that scares women off, even as my chest hair afro draws them ever closer? I am a paradox."