noun. The Church of the Subgenius worships slack, but only the Latvian Orthodox church values slackassage, which they define as a kind of anti-kavorka.
Related terms: slackassitude, slackassery.
Real citation: "It's called Slackassage...my new word for posts that never seem to post and then post twice...I should sell this **** to Webster's and make a fortune.:D"
(cncmomma, April 16, 2006, http://www.cncden.com/forums/archive/index.php?t-14631.html)
Made-up citation: "The only enduring criticism of John Donne's poetry is that he rhymed 'slackassage' and 'wackassage' too many times. Hadn't Donne heard of 'crackassage'?"