noun. Not who Mom and Dad hoped you'd be. Alas.
Real citation: "Mr. Sweaty Scream-o and Captain Overreaction – Feb. 6"
(Kevin L. Hoover, Feb. 6, 2007, The Arcata Eye, http://www.arcataeye.com/index.php?module=Pagesetter&tid=2&amp;amp;topic=7&func=viewpub&pid=463&format=full)
Made-up citation: "My parents named me ESPN. Would 'Mr. Sweaty Scream-o' have been any worse?"