fuckheadess

noun. The world is full of fuckheads. Some are womenfolk.

Real citation: "How do you know it's not a fuckheadess?"
(Dopefish, Sept. 2, 2001, http://groups.google.com/group/alt.hacking/msg/57043779f4454b1b?hl=en&)

Made-up citation: "Your mama's a fuckheadess, and your dad's a fuckheadess-fucker."