adj. Completely lacking any frisky Satanic canines.
Real citation: ""The Prom" does have a couple of nice moments when Cordelia realizes that Xander has made sure she looks spectacular for the big dance, and watching Wesley weigh the ethics of asking her to dance is okay, but Cordy really is a minor player in this one. The emphasis is on Buffy, who is determined that since they all might be killed when the Mayor ascends the least she can do is make sure her friends have a hellhound-free prom."
(Lawrance M. Bernabo, Dec. 17, 2005, http://www.amazon.com/Buffy-the-Vampire-Slayer/dp/B000260QJC)
Made-up citation: "Our products are video-equipped, hellhound-free, government-subsidized, and battery-operated. Join today. We will be as one."