noun. An unromantic meeting of the cartilage.
Real citation: "Ahh what's worse is when you're kissing someone who DOESN'T tilt, cuz then whichever way you go, you have to bend your neck even MORE to avoid nose-smushage."
(Sue, Sept. 9, 2005, http://www.gunson.ca/blog/archives/2005/09/another_highly.html)
Made-up citation: "Nose-smushage and psycho-meetage are two hazards of dating."