adj. Like premeditation, but the meditation was replaced with royal fucked-over-ness.
Real citation: "That last thought--that bolded one. Erase that one from your brain. We, as women, are somehow pre-fucked-over to believe that there is something wrong with us if something isn't working out, or going perfectly. And it's a load of bollocks. Sometimes shit is just wrong. It isn't anyone's fault. Not everything has to be the fault of someone. Sometimes, hell, often times, shit just sucks."
(Sassinator, Oct. 26, 2004, http://www.debutaunt.com/archives/000342.php)
Made-up citation: "I have a tendency to awfulize and feel pre-fucked-over, because I am a bowl of joy."