noun. A lot. A turdy lot.
Related terms: metric buttload, metric assload, metric arseload, metric heinie-load, metric bootyload, metric poop-load, metric poo-load, metric shitload, metric crapload, metric fuckload, metric boatload, metric truckload, metric smurfload, metric cuntload, metric dickload, metric cockload, metric pantload, metric pantsload, metric jesus-load.
Real citation: "alchohol cuases depression on its own without accutane. Throughout my entire course I drank a metric turdload of beer and all of my bloodtests were groovy baby. Now thats probably not a good idea or anything but Im just relaying my experience."
(lepermessiah, Jan. 6, 2003, http://126.96.36.199/search?q=cache:1y4XuzOy65UJ:clearskin.net/viewtopic.php%3Fp%3D1751%26sid%3D52278083d7732e446f4fcddfd98184a0+%22metric+turdload%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)
Made-up citation: "While listening to Christmas music, I can think of a metric turdload of preferable activities, including alternative interrogation methods and drowning."