noun. A female hosebeast. But a hosebeast is female. You figure it out!
Related words: hosebeasty.
Real citation: "and Silver, dont defend this psycho hosebeastess - she crazy"
(Univity, Oct. 16, 2004, http://www.madhookup.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1599&sid=2560781fef9d762acb48226e25b9d473)
Made-up citation: "Should I call Bethany the lady of the house or the hosebeastess of the house in my letter of recommendation?"