noun. The crotch and adjacent lands.
Related terms: nether regions, groinal regions, crotchal regions, buttockial region, woman region, man region.
Real citation: "I feel marginally sorrier for Lee, because he got handed his hat, his head, his heart and his, uhm, be-towelled regions, to him on a plate by his s/i/s/t/e/r/ would-be lover. But I, too, miss the strong Lee of, again, about 1.5 seasons ago."
(Kaffyr, "3-9: "Unfinished Business" 2006.12.01," Dec. 2, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3148877&view=findpost&p=6739334)
Made-up citation: "Swamp ass is one of the most nasty conditions that can afflict the betowelled regions. Though a towel is handy."