noun. A most pregcellent situation.
Related words: knockedupedness, fuckedupedness, messedupedness, jackedupedness, screwedupedness.
Real citation: "All the nausea and none of the knockupedness!"
(Oct. 18, 2005, Furious Redhead, http://www.furiousredhead.com/?m=200510)
Made-up citation: "My ex-girlfriend is reeling with knockupedness... I'm glad I'm not the dad, 'cause I can barely handle having a puppy."