adj. It's hard to find a good freakazoid when you need one.
Real citation: "My bed [freakazoid-less!] is calling my name."
("Delete this and put your Sir Smellyass here. ," Jan. 14, 2004, http://www.swydm.com/blog.php?u=snakey&aw=2&am=1&ay=04)
Made-up citation: "I'll be investigating Chicago's neighborhoods this weekend to find the most freakazoid-less parts of town, the places I could raise a dog, a dog I shall call Mini-Me."