noun. Sis-to-sis ew, or bro-to-bro gah, or sis-to-bro gak.
Related terms: cousincest, dormcest, housecest, dogcest, horsecest.
Real citation: "And the fanficcer suddenly decides 'Married With Children' siblingcest fanfiction is the REAL DEAL, walking away from the story, ignoring the clamoring cries of those left behind that run along the lines of, 'Now what!!??'"
(Mad-Hamley, Oct. 13, 2004, http://www.wiffy-dreamverse.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=1398)
Made-up citation: "Does anyone have a copy of the siblingcest episode of Family Ties?"
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Monday, October 17, 2005
henchmoron
noun. A henchperson who scores higher on the scale than the SAT.
Related terms: henchdork, henchslut, henchgoon, henchvamp, henchdog, henchrat, henchscum, henchidiot, henchbabe, henchmidget, henchho.
Real citation: "His taloned hands curved into fists as he saw the Guardian flicker away, allowing Billy entrance into the caves. "Very well," he grunted. "Let Billy have his quest, let them all have it. .. it won't do any good when we destroy the Aquitian Rangers with Hydro Hog, and Rito and Goldar blow up the Command Center!" he laughed harshly; for once her idiot brother and his stupid henchmoron were doing something right!"
(Cynthia, "The Starlight Crystal," http://www.paladar.com/fanware/room5/charrell32.htm)
Made-up citation: "As Nietzsche said, 'In a man devoted to knowledge, pity seems almost ridiculous, like delicate hands on a henchmoron.'"
Related terms: henchdork, henchslut, henchgoon, henchvamp, henchdog, henchrat, henchscum, henchidiot, henchbabe, henchmidget, henchho.
Real citation: "His taloned hands curved into fists as he saw the Guardian flicker away, allowing Billy entrance into the caves. "Very well," he grunted. "Let Billy have his quest, let them all have it. .. it won't do any good when we destroy the Aquitian Rangers with Hydro Hog, and Rito and Goldar blow up the Command Center!" he laughed harshly; for once her idiot brother and his stupid henchmoron were doing something right!"
(Cynthia, "The Starlight Crystal," http://www.paladar.com/fanware/room5/charrell32.htm)
Made-up citation: "As Nietzsche said, 'In a man devoted to knowledge, pity seems almost ridiculous, like delicate hands on a henchmoron.'"
Friday, October 14, 2005
indictment-speculation-a-thon
noun. For enemies of the indictee, this just might be the most fun that can be had while wearing pants.
Real citation: "Hmmmm just as we are waiting for the other shoe to drop in the Karl Rove indictment-speculation-a-thon."
("BREAKING: Rayburn Evacuated... CONVENIENTLY," Oct. 7, 2005, Wonkette, http://www.wonkette.com/politics/jonah-goldberg/index.php#breaking-rayburn-evacuated-conveniently-129854)
Made-up citation: "You always remember your first indictment-speculation-a-thon, much like your first gerbil in the caboose."
Real citation: "Hmmmm just as we are waiting for the other shoe to drop in the Karl Rove indictment-speculation-a-thon."
("BREAKING: Rayburn Evacuated... CONVENIENTLY," Oct. 7, 2005, Wonkette, http://www.wonkette.com/politics/jonah-goldberg/index.php#breaking-rayburn-evacuated-conveniently-129854)
Made-up citation: "You always remember your first indictment-speculation-a-thon, much like your first gerbil in the caboose."
prayergasm
noun. A prayerful, orgasmic...uh, event?
Related terms: spasmgasm, ectoplasmgasm, geekgasm, assgasm, footgasm.
Real citation: "I have to say, after finally seeing Passion..., it comes in a distant 2nd to Jesus Christ Superstar as far as entertainment value goes. And hearing that many Christians had severe issues with the story accuracy in JCS, I found it rather amusing that its story contains no wrinkles that aren't in PotC, which the right had a collective prayergasm over."
(Chavez, May 23, 3005, http://up-football.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5130&sid=a532b5b19734faebac8ec4d66af532e7)
Made-up citation: "Despite Jodie's fervent prayergasm of violence, the bane/doofus of her existence was still breathing."
Related terms: spasmgasm, ectoplasmgasm, geekgasm, assgasm, footgasm.
Real citation: "I have to say, after finally seeing Passion..., it comes in a distant 2nd to Jesus Christ Superstar as far as entertainment value goes. And hearing that many Christians had severe issues with the story accuracy in JCS, I found it rather amusing that its story contains no wrinkles that aren't in PotC, which the right had a collective prayergasm over."
(Chavez, May 23, 3005, http://up-football.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5130&sid=a532b5b19734faebac8ec4d66af532e7)
Made-up citation: "Despite Jodie's fervent prayergasm of violence, the bane/doofus of her existence was still breathing."
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
bunny-rabbit-sucker-upper
noun. Elmer Fudd's best friend in the war on terrorism. Or wabbits.
Real citation: "There may be greater moments of pleasure at the movies this year than watching, in "Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit," a spiral of bunnies swirling around in the transparent canister of an ultra-humane bunny-rabbit-sucker-upper known as the Bun-Vac 6000. But I have yet to encounter them."
(Stephanie Zacharek, "Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit," Oct. 5, 2005, Salon, http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2005/10/05/were_rabbit/)
Made-up citation: "With a bunny-rabbit-sucker-upper, I'd be a varmint-swilling motherfucker."
Real citation: "There may be greater moments of pleasure at the movies this year than watching, in "Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit," a spiral of bunnies swirling around in the transparent canister of an ultra-humane bunny-rabbit-sucker-upper known as the Bun-Vac 6000. But I have yet to encounter them."
(Stephanie Zacharek, "Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit," Oct. 5, 2005, Salon, http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2005/10/05/were_rabbit/)
Made-up citation: "With a bunny-rabbit-sucker-upper, I'd be a varmint-swilling motherfucker."
collagen-licious
adj. The puffy-lipped look that makes all the kids go "ooh-la-la" or "gaaaaaaaak."
Real citation: "Face texture and geometry needs a lot of work. That bottom lip is a little collagen-licious, and the eyes are a little too high on the head."
(Adam Atomic, March 28, 2004, http://forums.cgsociety.org/archive/index.php/t-133889.html)
Made-up citation: "Every time a man, woman, or beast becomes collagen-licious, an angel gets its lips ripped off by God."
Real citation: "Face texture and geometry needs a lot of work. That bottom lip is a little collagen-licious, and the eyes are a little too high on the head."
(Adam Atomic, March 28, 2004, http://forums.cgsociety.org/archive/index.php/t-133889.html)
Made-up citation: "Every time a man, woman, or beast becomes collagen-licious, an angel gets its lips ripped off by God."
straightjacket-happy
adj. Happy as a schoolgirl on crack?
Real citation: "True, this post violates our no-paysite posting rule, and you’ll notice that their code is a little buggy, but it’s the first time I’ve seen a fetish site so sexily fun-loving that it makes me want to step out of my bunny slippers and into a cheesecake just to see if it’ll make me straightjacket-happy, too."
("Serafina's Socks," Sept. 30. 2005, Fleshbot, http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/fetish/serafinas-socks-128327.php)
Made-up citation: "Things that make me straightjacket-happy: Peking duck, the first two seasons of Alias, iced coffee with too much sugar, corporate bookstores with lots of furniture, and the Sumatran rat monkey."
Real citation: "True, this post violates our no-paysite posting rule, and you’ll notice that their code is a little buggy, but it’s the first time I’ve seen a fetish site so sexily fun-loving that it makes me want to step out of my bunny slippers and into a cheesecake just to see if it’ll make me straightjacket-happy, too."
("Serafina's Socks," Sept. 30. 2005, Fleshbot, http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/fetish/serafinas-socks-128327.php)
Made-up citation: "Things that make me straightjacket-happy: Peking duck, the first two seasons of Alias, iced coffee with too much sugar, corporate bookstores with lots of furniture, and the Sumatran rat monkey."
Monday, October 10, 2005
grain-alcohol-y
adj. A word that runs--in terror--in my family.
Real citation: "Smell is very grain-alcohol-y, chemical, and fairly tame. Very similar to most domestic macros."
(yemenmocha, June 10, 2005, http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/284/774/)
Made-up citation: "I'm looking for a gorgeous, generous, grain-alcohol-y girl who likes church and the Cubs."
Real citation: "Smell is very grain-alcohol-y, chemical, and fairly tame. Very similar to most domestic macros."
(yemenmocha, June 10, 2005, http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/284/774/)
Made-up citation: "I'm looking for a gorgeous, generous, grain-alcohol-y girl who likes church and the Cubs."
ex-Felatee-in-Chief
noun. Bill Clinton.
Related terms: anus lickee, avengee, ball lickee, beatee, beatifee, besmirchee, betrayee, bitee, blow jobee, bombee, brainsuckee, burnee, car-jackee, clobberee, cock and ball torturee, complimentee, consumee, counselee, cradle-robee, crapee, crushee, decapitatee, disectee, disparagee, downsizee, droolee, excommunicatee, exorcisee, felatee, filmee, fist fuckee, floodee, Frenchee, gawkee, giftee, golden showeree, gropee, gougee, headee, impeachee, killee, kissee, lecturee, lickee, likee, litigatee, lustee, manslaughteree, massagee, mindfuckee, Mr. Horse Fuckee, moldee, molestee, moochee, motivatee, mugee, murderee, nursee, obsessee, oglee, pervee, pervertee, piercee, pimpee, pissee, poopee, predatee, promotee, purse-snatchee, regiftee, reprimandee, scoldee, shagee, shitee, shrinkee, skullfuckee, slashee, slaughteree, slobberee, smoochee, smotheree, sniffee, snitchee, spankee, stabee, stalkee, staree, theftee, toe-suckee, undressee, whackee, wooee, yoinkee.
Real citation: "Bumped, bookmarked and will be printed for the Clintonistas at work who fawn over the ex felatee in chief as the "Worlds President". With all that s##t going on, when did he find time to do anything Presidential?"
(cardinal4, May 28, 2003, http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/918906/posts)
Made-up citation: "At the Ex-Felatee-in-Chief Presidential Library in Little Rock, I got my knob slobbed in the bathroom, which felt fitting, patriotic, and impeachablicious."
Related terms: anus lickee, avengee, ball lickee, beatee, beatifee, besmirchee, betrayee, bitee, blow jobee, bombee, brainsuckee, burnee, car-jackee, clobberee, cock and ball torturee, complimentee, consumee, counselee, cradle-robee, crapee, crushee, decapitatee, disectee, disparagee, downsizee, droolee, excommunicatee, exorcisee, felatee, filmee, fist fuckee, floodee, Frenchee, gawkee, giftee, golden showeree, gropee, gougee, headee, impeachee, killee, kissee, lecturee, lickee, likee, litigatee, lustee, manslaughteree, massagee, mindfuckee, Mr. Horse Fuckee, moldee, molestee, moochee, motivatee, mugee, murderee, nursee, obsessee, oglee, pervee, pervertee, piercee, pimpee, pissee, poopee, predatee, promotee, purse-snatchee, regiftee, reprimandee, scoldee, shagee, shitee, shrinkee, skullfuckee, slashee, slaughteree, slobberee, smoochee, smotheree, sniffee, snitchee, spankee, stabee, stalkee, staree, theftee, toe-suckee, undressee, whackee, wooee, yoinkee.
Real citation: "Bumped, bookmarked and will be printed for the Clintonistas at work who fawn over the ex felatee in chief as the "Worlds President". With all that s##t going on, when did he find time to do anything Presidential?"
(cardinal4, May 28, 2003, http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/918906/posts)
Made-up citation: "At the Ex-Felatee-in-Chief Presidential Library in Little Rock, I got my knob slobbed in the bathroom, which felt fitting, patriotic, and impeachablicious."
Friday, October 07, 2005
metric jesus-load
noun. Jesus Christ, that's a lot!
Related terms: metric buttload, metric assload, metric arseload, metric heinie-load, metric bootyload, metric poop-load, metric poo-load, metric shitload, metric crapload, metric fuckload, metric boatload, metric truckload, metric smurfload, metric cuntload, metric dickload, metric cockload, metric pantload, metric pantsload.
Real citation: "I've found that i can get to a game with nothing more than a game's core book, my fake book (with it's heavily annotated sheets) and a poke of dice. I remember all too well the dark days when i felt i had to bring a metric jesus-load of materials to a game in order to be prepared."
(Reverend K., "If you hum a few bars i'll fake it.",
http://home.insightbb.com/~kinesys/fake_it.htm)
Made-up citation: "For my robust health, prosperous children, and large harem, I offer a metric jesus-load of thanks to the Good Lord!"
Related terms: metric buttload, metric assload, metric arseload, metric heinie-load, metric bootyload, metric poop-load, metric poo-load, metric shitload, metric crapload, metric fuckload, metric boatload, metric truckload, metric smurfload, metric cuntload, metric dickload, metric cockload, metric pantload, metric pantsload.
Real citation: "I've found that i can get to a game with nothing more than a game's core book, my fake book (with it's heavily annotated sheets) and a poke of dice. I remember all too well the dark days when i felt i had to bring a metric jesus-load of materials to a game in order to be prepared."
(Reverend K., "If you hum a few bars i'll fake it.",
http://home.insightbb.com/~kinesys/fake_it.htm)
Made-up citation: "For my robust health, prosperous children, and large harem, I offer a metric jesus-load of thanks to the Good Lord!"
non-fuckwadish
adj. This describes a state we should all aspire to--despite our fuckwaddy genetic programming.
Related terms: fuckwadish, non-fuck-up-ish, un-fuckheadish.
Real citation: "I doubt I'll ever be much of a raider anymore, except for maybe the odd weekend day. Most likely, I'll be limited to a couple hours here and there. I haven't decided yet (from one play session) whether I'll buy the full game at release or not. Only time will tell. Whatever you all decide, I'll conform and remain conspicuously non-fuckwadish."
(Gohei, Nov. 15, 2004, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:5B50NFaWszQJ:www.stormriders.us/forums/viewtopic.php%3Ft%3D72%26sid%3D01c398167b51911cec74c3237ad200de+fuckwadish&hl=en)
Made-up citation: "All animals are non-fuckwadish. It's what separates them from people and hobbits."
Related terms: fuckwadish, non-fuck-up-ish, un-fuckheadish.
Real citation: "I doubt I'll ever be much of a raider anymore, except for maybe the odd weekend day. Most likely, I'll be limited to a couple hours here and there. I haven't decided yet (from one play session) whether I'll buy the full game at release or not. Only time will tell. Whatever you all decide, I'll conform and remain conspicuously non-fuckwadish."
(Gohei, Nov. 15, 2004, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:5B50NFaWszQJ:www.stormriders.us/forums/viewtopic.php%3Ft%3D72%26sid%3D01c398167b51911cec74c3237ad200de+fuckwadish&hl=en)
Made-up citation: "All animals are non-fuckwadish. It's what separates them from people and hobbits."
Thursday, October 06, 2005
frigillion
noun. Mathematically speaking, a frigging lot, dude.
Related terms: bazillion, gazillion, flazillion, quatrillion, katrillion, bagillion, bajillion, kajillion, mazillion, zazillion, fafillion, kazillion, fuckillion.
Real citation: "In our jolly little courtyard I tried to go all Martha and ended up pulling a Tarzan. I've got a Key Lime tree, two jasmine, one buganvilia, a MacArthur Palm, a frigillion rapidly spreading ferns and a host of random, yet persistent, weeds."
(dillygirl, "Community, In The Worst Way," Sept. 26, 2005, The Dilly Diaries, dillygirl.typepad.com/dillydiaries/2005/09/community_in_th.html)
Made-up citation: "I can think of a frigillion more plausible notions than Intelligent Design: how about Batshit Design, Retarded Design, Despicable Design, Totally Wasted Design..."
Related terms: bazillion, gazillion, flazillion, quatrillion, katrillion, bagillion, bajillion, kajillion, mazillion, zazillion, fafillion, kazillion, fuckillion.
Real citation: "In our jolly little courtyard I tried to go all Martha and ended up pulling a Tarzan. I've got a Key Lime tree, two jasmine, one buganvilia, a MacArthur Palm, a frigillion rapidly spreading ferns and a host of random, yet persistent, weeds."
(dillygirl, "Community, In The Worst Way," Sept. 26, 2005, The Dilly Diaries, dillygirl.typepad.com/dillydiaries/2005/09/community_in_th.html)
Made-up citation: "I can think of a frigillion more plausible notions than Intelligent Design: how about Batshit Design, Retarded Design, Despicable Design, Totally Wasted Design..."
all-over-each-other-ness
noun. An ishy, gropy, public-display-of-affection-y state of affairs that the rest of us do not appreciate, thank you very much.
Real citation: "Did you see the look on Bobby's face after her little 'work me over' speech? He said, "Oh really" then showed her the microphone in the shirt. Makes me think that all of their all-over-each-other-ness is just for the cameras."
(ajra, "Being Bobby Brown," July 15, 2005, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3126210&view=findpost&p=3250688)
Made-up citation: "I prefer couples who eat their children to gruesome twosomes whose all-over-each-other-ness makes innocent bystanders throw up in their mouths. At least child-eating can be done privately with respect."
Real citation: "Did you see the look on Bobby's face after her little 'work me over' speech? He said, "Oh really" then showed her the microphone in the shirt. Makes me think that all of their all-over-each-other-ness is just for the cameras."
(ajra, "Being Bobby Brown," July 15, 2005, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3126210&view=findpost&p=3250688)
Made-up citation: "I prefer couples who eat their children to gruesome twosomes whose all-over-each-other-ness makes innocent bystanders throw up in their mouths. At least child-eating can be done privately with respect."
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
naked-sexual-whatever
adj. Ambiguously yet kinda actually porny.
Real citation: "I've taken a lot of naked-sexual-whatever pictures of myself for him, and I'm not self-conscious about being photographed naked or even in sexual situations. I certainly enjoy my share of porn, and I'm not averse to giving back to the genre."
(Pondering Over Revealing Nudity, "Savage Love," Sept. 13, 2005, Village Voice, http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0537,savage,67765,24.html)
Made-up citation: "While taking a shit today, some dude in the next stall started making breathy and disturbing naked-sexual-whatever noises. I'd like to think there was a reasonable explanation: maybe he shat out a crack pipe, a delicious rock, and a handy lighter, and I merely overheard him breathing the sweet air of freedom."
Real citation: "I've taken a lot of naked-sexual-whatever pictures of myself for him, and I'm not self-conscious about being photographed naked or even in sexual situations. I certainly enjoy my share of porn, and I'm not averse to giving back to the genre."
(Pondering Over Revealing Nudity, "Savage Love," Sept. 13, 2005, Village Voice, http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0537,savage,67765,24.html)
Made-up citation: "While taking a shit today, some dude in the next stall started making breathy and disturbing naked-sexual-whatever noises. I'd like to think there was a reasonable explanation: maybe he shat out a crack pipe, a delicious rock, and a handy lighter, and I merely overheard him breathing the sweet air of freedom."
fun-diddly-freaking-un
noun. A diddly freaking ton o' diddly freaking fun.
Real citation: "Fun. Fun. Fun-diddly-freaking-un."
(Ice Hendrix, Jan. 20, 2005, http://64.233.179.104/search?q=cache:6JDOL8tVcBMJ:gamers-uc.com/content.php%3Freview.9+%22diddly-freaking%22&hl=en)
Made-up citation: "Nip/Tuck is not only fun-diddly-freaking-un, it's more fun than a frog in a glass of milk."
Real citation: "Fun. Fun. Fun-diddly-freaking-un."
(Ice Hendrix, Jan. 20, 2005, http://64.233.179.104/search?q=cache:6JDOL8tVcBMJ:gamers-uc.com/content.php%3Freview.9+%22diddly-freaking%22&hl=en)
Made-up citation: "Nip/Tuck is not only fun-diddly-freaking-un, it's more fun than a frog in a glass of milk."
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
poopie woopie doopie loopie
noun. A good way to describe a poodle, a cuddle-monkey, or a turd.
Real citation:
so that gives me the right to say
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
WOOSHY MOOSHY IN THE DOOSHY!
and a poopie woopie doopie loopie!
lalalalala!!!!
eep!eep!eep!
(ZelosWilder_TOS, July 11, 2005, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:oiQ30z0p--QJ:forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/show_messages.php%3Fboard%3D920506%26topic%3D20545561%26message%3D239603132+%22poopie-woopie-doopie-loopie%22&hl=en#M239603132)
Made-up citation: "I think I'll name my little adorable diminutive poopie woopie doopie loopie Brick."
Real citation:
so that gives me the right to say
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
WOOSHY MOOSHY IN THE DOOSHY!
and a poopie woopie doopie loopie!
lalalalala!!!!
eep!eep!eep!
(ZelosWilder_TOS, July 11, 2005, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:oiQ30z0p--QJ:forums.gamespot.com/gamespot/show_messages.php%3Fboard%3D920506%26topic%3D20545561%26message%3D239603132+%22poopie-woopie-doopie-loopie%22&hl=en#M239603132)
Made-up citation: "I think I'll name my little adorable diminutive poopie woopie doopie loopie Brick."
schoolmarmitude
noun. Look deep into the soul or wardrobe of a schoolmarmish sort, and this ye shall find.
Real citation: "There is inevitably Paul Rodriguez -- inevitable when Cheech Marin isn't available -- as a high school coach who liberates Leticia from schoolmarmitude."
(David Elliot, "Waste of a beauty," Aug 23, 2001, http://entertainment.signonsandiego.com/profile/185822/?p=1)
Made-up citation: "There's a fine line between schoolmarmitude and nunitude, and it's a line you should avoid like a hot vat of ebola."
Real citation: "There is inevitably Paul Rodriguez -- inevitable when Cheech Marin isn't available -- as a high school coach who liberates Leticia from schoolmarmitude."
(David Elliot, "Waste of a beauty," Aug 23, 2001, http://entertainment.signonsandiego.com/profile/185822/?p=1)
Made-up citation: "There's a fine line between schoolmarmitude and nunitude, and it's a line you should avoid like a hot vat of ebola."
Monday, October 03, 2005
proctologistess
noun. In layman's terms, a proctologistette.
Real citation: "Every Good Bum Deserves Fingers (as the musically-inclined proctologistess said to the bishop)."
(jacaranda, Sept. 18, 1999,
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.running.out.of.newsgroup.names/
msg/9cacd1f7bce98df3?hl=en&)
Made-up citation: "When a proctologistess and a goat-ball-licker wed, everyone wins. Especially the goats."
Real citation: "Every Good Bum Deserves Fingers (as the musically-inclined proctologistess said to the bishop)."
(jacaranda, Sept. 18, 1999,
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.running.out.of.newsgroup.names/
msg/9cacd1f7bce98df3?hl=en&)
Made-up citation: "When a proctologistess and a goat-ball-licker wed, everyone wins. Especially the goats."
fake-boob-dar
noun. A keen, playing-with-confederate-money-detecting sense.
Related terms: gaydar, straightdar, bi-dar, hickdar, loserdar, boob-dar, penis-dar, big dick-dar, hair-dar, porn-dar, sex-dar, food-dar, sleep-dar, money-dar, ho-dar, slut-dar, babe-dar, virgin-dar, hottie-dar, weirdo-dar, jerk-dar, moron-dar, dorkdar, skankdar, freak-dar, ass-dar, zombie-dar, Pretentious Club-going New York Assholedar, "someone is staring at my ass"-dar, “Jesus Freak” dar, jailbait-dar.
Real citation: "Did Mimi on Days of Our Lives get fake boobs? We're just up to the bit where Philip is going to rent her half of the loft, and as she stood there in her (awful, horrible) crochet shawl, I suddenly noticed that her new (glaring, orange) huge breasts were filling half the screen. Snookums was unable to confirm (and he usually has good fake-boob-dar). Any opinions?"
(Kristine Michelle Howard, Feb. 16, 2005, http://www.web-goddess.org/archive.php/postID/4678)
Made-up citation: "With my fake-boob-dar and SAT scores, I feel I would be a fine addition to Mensa."
Related terms: gaydar, straightdar, bi-dar, hickdar, loserdar, boob-dar, penis-dar, big dick-dar, hair-dar, porn-dar, sex-dar, food-dar, sleep-dar, money-dar, ho-dar, slut-dar, babe-dar, virgin-dar, hottie-dar, weirdo-dar, jerk-dar, moron-dar, dorkdar, skankdar, freak-dar, ass-dar, zombie-dar, Pretentious Club-going New York Assholedar, "someone is staring at my ass"-dar, “Jesus Freak” dar, jailbait-dar.
Real citation: "Did Mimi on Days of Our Lives get fake boobs? We're just up to the bit where Philip is going to rent her half of the loft, and as she stood there in her (awful, horrible) crochet shawl, I suddenly noticed that her new (glaring, orange) huge breasts were filling half the screen. Snookums was unable to confirm (and he usually has good fake-boob-dar). Any opinions?"
(Kristine Michelle Howard, Feb. 16, 2005, http://www.web-goddess.org/archive.php/postID/4678)
Made-up citation: "With my fake-boob-dar and SAT scores, I feel I would be a fine addition to Mensa."
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