Wednesday, October 05, 2005

naked-sexual-whatever

adj. Ambiguously yet kinda actually porny.

Real citation: "I've taken a lot of naked-sexual-whatever pictures of myself for him, and I'm not self-conscious about being photographed naked or even in sexual situations. I certainly enjoy my share of porn, and I'm not averse to giving back to the genre."
(Pondering Over Revealing Nudity, "Savage Love," Sept. 13, 2005, Village Voice, http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0537,savage,67765,24.html)

Made-up citation: "While taking a shit today, some dude in the next stall started making breathy and disturbing naked-sexual-whatever noises. I'd like to think there was a reasonable explanation: maybe he shat out a crack pipe, a delicious rock, and a handy lighter, and I merely overheard him breathing the sweet air of freedom."

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