adj. Happy as a schoolgirl on crack?
Real citation: "True, this post violates our no-paysite posting rule, and you’ll notice that their code is a little buggy, but it’s the first time I’ve seen a fetish site so sexily fun-loving that it makes me want to step out of my bunny slippers and into a cheesecake just to see if it’ll make me straightjacket-happy, too."
("Serafina's Socks," Sept. 30. 2005, Fleshbot, http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/fetish/serafinas-socks-128327.php)
Made-up citation: "Things that make me straightjacket-happy: Peking duck, the first two seasons of Alias, iced coffee with too much sugar, corporate bookstores with lots of furniture, and the Sumatran rat monkey."