Maybe if other sacraments besides marriage could be consummated, religion would be more popular.
Maybe more kids would stay in school if we called it “Free Beer”.
Maybe if we got Charmin to make our guns, baseball bats, and ninja throwing stars, the world would be a better place.
Maybe work would be more fun if you brought your favorite scepter.
Maybe I do have a God complex. I’ll look into that after I blow up these planets.