noun. The reason I am currently a snotbucket. This coldpocalypse isn't helping either.
Real citation: "@raylougrif I bet. I was supposed to see the Apollo 13 program in person, but crashed and burned due to pollen-mageddon. Story of my life."
(April 15, 2010, James Cook, Twitter, http://twitter.com/jimcook310/statuses/12263627601)
Made-up citation: "There's only one way to beat a pollen-mageddon: voodoo. The only problem is making a voodoo doll small enough."