noun. A celebrity featured in Satan Quarterly as well as TMZ.
Real citation: "@EJXD2 But has she heard 'Jungeland,' sung by the latest celebu-infidel?"
(April 5, 2010, Teresa Genaro, Twitter, http://twitter.com/BklynBckstretch/statuses/11669198501)
Made-up citation: "I always wanted to grow up to be a celebu-infidel...or an armpit plucker. I'm flexible."