noun. Look deep into the eyes and non-soul of a douche hole, and this ye shall find.
Real citation: "...as others are to his douche-hole-iness. But his excuses fail on points of logic to me. Anyone knowing me well has seen my Vulcan side..."
(March 28, 2010, Tanisha Austin, Twitter, http://twitter.com/dianthusmoon/statuses/11212990973)
Made-up citation: "My therapist says I can't change my essential douche-hole-iness--or my underwear. I think it's time to get a new therapist."