noun. Boner-geddon! Or that other apocalypse-majiggy thing.
Real citation: "@crabbyolbastard @packetknife aargh, no hadron-pocalypse yet. Who's leg you gotta hump to get Ragnorak around here?"
(March 30, 2010, Barky Bree, Twitter, http://twitter.com/barkybree/statuses/11314625292)
Made-up citation: "I don't fear the hadron-pocalypse. If you haven't blown up the universe with a Large Hadron Collider, you haven't really lived at all."