Real citation: "@J_Kenn LMAO! I might have to cut back on the drinking-capades now. I'm working like a full sched."
(March 25, 2010, Chymere Hayes, Twitter, http://twitter.com/lovechymere/statuses/11055496791)
Made-up citation: "I have enjoyed many fine drinking-capades, but I barely survived my sojourn in Grain-alcohol-istan."