too many slashes syndrome

noun phrase. A condition I understand well, as the only exorcist/stable boy/sex therapist/armpit plucker in the tri-state area.

Real citation: "now he has what i like to call 'Too Many Slashes' syndrome... Producer/Rapper/Songwriter/Model/Actor/Designer/blah/blah/ Whoa! Chill Brotha!"
(Oct. 30, 2009, Edward Sanders, Jr., Twitter, http://twitter.com/PoetED/statuses/5302415181)

Made-up citation: "There's only one cure for too many slashes syndrome: slam your wang in the window. Hey, if Oprah says it, I'm not gonna argue."