Real citation: "Fie on you, comfy couch, for this base and unexpected betrayal of snooze-osity!"
(Jan. 5, 2009, Scott James Magner, Twitter, http://twitter.com/BhagwanX/statuses/7400191129)
Made-up citation: "At this point in my life, I can't think of anything I'd like to do all night besides engage in rampant snooze-osity. Sex? Please. You have sex all night, and I'll dream about it."