Thursday, January 21, 2010


noun. A quality found deep in the soul of all asswipes--and a few douchewads.

Real citation: "@palais1977 Indeed. His asswipe-itude even made his awesomeness possible in the first place last night."
(Jan. 15, 2010, Trey Irby, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "I'd love to date you, but you see, I have this...asswipe-itude. It's my curse. It's my legacy. It's my binkie."

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