noun. A quality found deep in the soul of all asswipes--and a few douchewads.
Real citation: "@palais1977 Indeed. His asswipe-itude even made his awesomeness possible in the first place last night."
(Jan. 15, 2010, Trey Irby, Twitter, http://twitter.com/treyirby/statuses/7795482781)
Made-up citation: "I'd love to date you, but you see, I have this...asswipe-itude. It's my curse. It's my legacy. It's my binkie."