adj. Definition removed for offensivizzleness.
Real citation: "Michael Steele has asked Harry 'Negro' Reid to step down, saying 'his words were offensivizzle.'"
(Jan. 10, 2010, Avery Edison, Twitter, http://twitter.com/aedison/status/7602201954)
Made-up citation: "My goals: get a moat, eat a bear, and convince Sharon to include 'offensivizzle' in our wedding vows."