Real citation: "Second, let's talk about Halloween! It's a scant six months away, and time to start planning the huge mondo spectacular ginormous huge phallotastic AVITABLE HALLOWEEN PARTY 2008!"
(May 13, 2008, Avitable, http://www.avitable.com/2008/05/13/too-early-for-halloween/)
Made-up citation: "Why are so many monuments morbidly phallotastic? Let me consult my enormous johnson and get back to you on that."