noun. A metric zilchload.
Real citation: "You can get oodles of belts for non-oodles of money at Goodwill or other thrift shops."
("Rachel's guide to Renaissance Costuming for Badass Babes," http://www.warren-wilson.edu/~redidin/costuming.html)
Made-up citation: "'Non-oodles of Noodles' doesn't sound like a promising lunchtime destination for hungry Americans."