adj. I'll go out on a limb and say "deliciously buttholey."
Real citation: "I'm loving it. JonorJoan is a new archetype for insanely determined, stubborn idiocy. He shall level mountains with mighty blows from his big, throbbing intellect. Jon, honey, you are seriously buttholicious, and let no-one tell you otherwise."
(Jed, Dec. 18, 2001, http://p083.ezboard.com/fpseudochainsawfrm7.showMessageRange?topicID=363.topic&start=141&stop=158)
Made-up citation: "Though their coffee is solid, Intelligentsia's name is pretentious, preposterous, and buttholicious. But if they redubbed themselves 'Buttholia,' I'd be a lifelong fan."