adverb. Used to modify an absolutely motherforking something or other.
Related terms: absodiddly, absofracking, absofreaking, absofricking, absofucking.
Real citation: "Absoforking hilarious!!"
(Prime Mover, Feb. 9, 2001, groups.google.com/group/alt.music.rush/msg/10d3a8a7ddb6d3cf?hl=en&)
Made-up citation: "If I can get my dog to heel--and stop swerving around the sidewalk like DWI who sprinkled too much crack on his cornflakes--I'll be absoforking delighted."