Thursday, July 06, 2006

rubble-izer

noun. A handy operative or device that makes much kaboom and many pieces.

Real citation: "Occupation: Rubble-izer"
(http://rm.dat-nguyen.com/rm/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1275&sid=b0f0150a25696ad538a07aa2a16d076d)

Made-up citation: "I often wish I had a 300-kiloton rubble-izer to aim at bikers who ride on the sidewalk and almost hit my dog. Then I could phase out my repertoire of friendly questions like, 'What's wrong? Is the street too scary?'"

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