noun. A handy operative or device that makes much kaboom and many pieces.
Real citation: "Occupation: Rubble-izer"
Made-up citation: "I often wish I had a 300-kiloton rubble-izer to aim at bikers who ride on the sidewalk and almost hit my dog. Then I could phase out my repertoire of friendly questions like, 'What's wrong? Is the street too scary?'"