noun. A useful device when swimming up shit creek with an evil cylon, droid, fembot, or toaster.
Real citation: "It's at this point that Baltar remembers that he gave her full access to the defense mainframe, and he finally begins to understand the he's up Caprica creek without a robo-paddle."
(Aaron, "Battlestar Galactica, Part 1," page 10, http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a400/index-9.html)
Made-up citation: "Robo-paddles are already available at Target, but I dread the day when robo-puddles roam the earth."